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SUPER GIGANTIC JAPAN POST.

The only thing you need to know: I LOVE Japan.
Ok lets move on. Its a photoblogpost today, so sorry if your com lags. I cant put gigabytes of pics here, so i just chose the more interesting ones. FYI i went to hokkaido in june. ultra late post. heh.

All my photos are in A MESS. Anyway, this is my mum's hand caught in action at the strawberry farm. You get to pick strawberries and eat them in the farm itself. Cannot bring out, but eat as much as you want inside. Sweetest ever.


Super pretty flowers. Everywhere you turn also have one.


Lunch at some seafood restaurant. You choose and buy your seafood at the market downstairs, and cook it in a steamboat upstairs. Giant crab and clams. AHHH. total bliss.


Besides what you choose downstairs at the market, you get this standard platter of salmon and veggies.


And this is wad we chose at the market. Cut up and ready for eating. Fresh crab claws, giant clam thingo, and sea urchin. I love sashimi. The whole plate was empty in seconds. haha.


Some random flowers beside a toilet stop. they have nice flowers EVERYWHERE.


Some dinner at some BBQ restaurant. This is the standard platter with butter, veggies and salmon. I was quite sick of salmon at this point.


It was a BBQ buffet, so you get infinite access to beansprouts, pork, beef, mutton and chicken. Perfect for meat lovers.


And this is the wondrous kobe beef. FYI i did not eat all of that. This is NOT included in the buffet. Parents and me ordered 1 piece only. They served the whole tour group's orders on 1 platter and i got this shot. heh. Take your time to drool. Anyway you have to preorder this beef if you want it.


Small piece of kobe beef. It was the fattiest part. I couldn't bring myself to eat it. Mum ate it in the end. See the fat? Warning: Kobe beef is SUPER DUPER ULTRALY CRAZILY RICH.


This is at some park i think. Many quaint little stalls selling cutesy items. And some handpainted postcards which mum went gaga over.


Just some random picture of more crab. We practically ate hotpot and seafood everyday. Like crab. I know you are green with envy. Admit it.


A fake mini Ainu village. Ainu: the indigenous people of Japan (i think). It has quaint wooden shop houses. And that owl thing marks the entrance. Obviously for tourists. It was near several hotels.


One of the shophouses. Note the architecture. Shops around this area typically sell loads of wooden handicrafts, carvings and souvenirs.


We went to this crazy bustling markety place. I dunno exactly how to describe it. Its outdoors with many rows of shops that sold stuff ranging from expensive fashion to dried foods. We kinda bought 1 carton of dried shrimp in various sizes, dried tiny fish, and some special sweets.

Ok These are just a fraction of the photos i took. Anyway here are photos of the stuff i bought. heh.


As usual, bookmarks and keychains, and other knick-knack. See the wooden owl? It was bought at the place with a lot of wooden stuff.


My super bling kaleidoscope music box. Bought at the music box museum. That place has nothing but music boxes. All super ex.


Last pic of snacks. This is just a few of them. We practically bought a carton of snacks. A CARTON. It was demolished in 2 weeks. By yours truly.

As you can see, Japan is a super place, so you should cancel all your flights to dunno where and just coerce your parents into getting tickets to Japan.

BOO

Holidays are seriously boring.

List of things to do (or that i did):

1) wake up, brush teeth, wash face and find out I have another bad hair day. Not untypical.
2) Take 10 mins to walk downstairs.
3) Find a piece of stale pandan bread for breakfast.
4) Realise nothing tastes good because I have a blocked nose.
5) Search for Digital life or urban. Don't bother about mind your body.
6) Turn the TV to nick channel 32 in hope for spongebob.
7) I hate baby shows. Eg: dora the explorer.
8) Turn to channel 16 discovery travel and living and stare at cooking shows.
9) Proceed to cold storage to pick up a magazine, like teenage or seventeen cos life is too boring.
10) Take 10 mins to decide which one to buy.
11) Get home and have a fit because nothing of the mag's content is remotely interesting.
12) ...

I could just go on and on. Oh i forgot the one that is definitely the best thing to do. I look forward to it everyday.

13) Sleep and try not to think of repeating the list.

laptop woes

Command: laptop please google on how to do CPR.
Laptop: yes idiot
Command: Do not call me idiot you imbecile.
Laptop: Yes imbecile
Command: shuddup
Laptop: woohoo~
Command: you!@#$%^&*
Event: You have reached the blue screen of death.

BWAHAHAHA

Do you know what i think of you? I have zero respect for you. You think that you are pro and or that. But let me tell you, you are just a stupid fat pig who escaped from the farm. You STINK so badly and you are so ugly, so short, so unmanly, and so unattractive. I shall never be able to finish describing all your flaws.

FYI I am not a punching bag, so please don't treat me like one. If you want to have your way by shouting and giving all your senseless reasons to support yourself, you probably just do so to make yourself feel better. And you know what? I will just feel like spitting in your face, because you look ridiculously dumb when you do that. So PLEASE don't make me puke. YOU are the one who started it all. I laugh when you say that I am the one who started it. It can't ALWAYS be your way. Your behaviour is not unlike a selfish and bastardly pig. It was definitely 110% fun watching you agitate yourself further.

And prove your machoness by pushing me? Oh please. That is such a dumb joke. Please be reminded that I am not fine white china, and that I will never break under your wimpish and sissyish attempt to hurt me in your humorous anger. I am no longer a 4-year old crybaby mind you.

You think shouting and screaming like a imbecile works? You are so immature. You are such an idiot. I take pleasure in exposing your wondrous creations of plain stupidity and dumbness. They surpass all works of Michelangelo and the likes. Your pitiful attempts at showing your prowess at instilling a sense of fear certainly doesn't go very far. So please, to prevent everyone's grey matter from melting away due to your undoubtedly natural stupidity and horrible appearance, i suggest you take a break and look in the mirror.

I think the mirror might just crack.

interesting

interesting photos that i found on ice angel's blog. From her archives. Look at them and THINK. I will post the rest tmr. haha. Im lazy. I dunno where on earth she finds all this interesting stuff.

muahaha

BACK FROM RINGERS CHALET.

I hope my laptop missed me. Chalet was super wacko, and we had it at some ulu place called Aloha Changi. The bungalow was ok, but the floor is quite something grouse about. It got so sticky and dirty with like 20 plus people walking all over the place. And summore its tiled with tiny squares. Look so OLD. And the stupid TV wasn't working properly. And that was our only tiny connection with the nice old(new) familiar modern techno world i am so used to. Our movie marathon was destroyed because of it. The screensaver was damn annoying. And we couldn't on the aircon cos have to pay. ): I was thinking of sleeping inside the fridge while dreaming in my sleep. (Is it possible to think of sleeping while you are sleeping?)

Complains aside, Chalet was FUN. We brought lots of food and had a BBQ, and i ate enough to feed 10 cows. We also probably consumed enough potatoes(chips) to earn potato farmers enough profits to last a lifetime. Tried to sleep but failed miserably.

I have something to say. It is quite impossible to sleep beside Michelle.
There are a few reasons:
1) you could temporarily be turned into a bolster.
2) You will need to spend a fortune on sleeping pills since her laughter rings like a bell. >> C4
3) You will never get to sleep because whatever you say makes her laugh like she got intoxicated with laughing gas, which leads us to point 2.
4) You will have to spend your night sitting on her face to muffle her peals of laughter.
5) It would not be very comfortable.

2 things I learnt about Becky.
1) She does not sleep with aircon.
2) She has an affinity for warmth. Unlike me.

3 things I learnt about Banana.
1) She takes 30 mins to bathe.
2) She likes black and white polka dots.
3) She likes soft toys because they are useful as head warmers.

1 thing you just learnt about me.
1) I cannot live without the technological breakthrough called the air conditioner.

random

I love cute shoes with food on them.

208'08 will ALWAYS be remembered forever.

Last day of school. And it was a rather emotional one. We had class party, played some wacko, and took a million shots of everyone. And then when Nicole gave her speech, all composure was lost. It was SAD. Took a few more class photos, and by that time almost everyone was crying and hugging each other.

That would have been the last time we would ever spend so much time in the 208 classroom. I think our classroom is clean and has a nice cold hard concrete floor. >>ignore
That would be the last time we would see everyone in the same classroom.
I somehow am at a loss for words. I am not good at this sentimental stuff.

I seriously have no idea how to continue. Good things never last forever. But the good memories shall be locked up in a nice safe place and never be forgotten. I hope i don't lose the key.

I think magnets are cool.