Poh's latest blog post was really funny. I just learnt that her sister has fish.
Anyway I am going to end here. for 3 reasons:
1) I have no idea how to study for ss.
2) When i study bio, i forget history.
3) When i study history, i forget bio.
Oh gosh. And I am now hankering after something new. I want a nokia n79. It looks super duper whooperly nice. OK.
Of course I still want my digital piano.
Stop wondering.
Start staring at your history notes.
If you have any in the first place.
Saturday, 28 February 2009
Friday, 27 February 2009
Cursing and swearing
I suddenly feel like cursing and swearing. For some weirdo reason I can't view my tagboard, which just about cuts off my communication with the world.
I just finished writing my history PEELS. I haven't read through them yet. And to think I was supposed to finish memorising them ALL BY TODAY. ZENIA QUEK WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
Well, for a start after i came home and slacked for 4 hours, i went back all the way orchard road with papa-pants, turned in to river valley road and went to a light shop called Le Mercier. When i mean light shop, I literally mean light shop. Yes lights, the thing you need to see. The shop was damn scary can.
The moment you step in, you are surrounded by almost vulgar opulence. Chandeliers twinkling everywhere, in all sorts of colours, transparent to black. Expensive furniture clutters up the floor. A table easily costs 60 grand. Taitais walking around with equally expensive handbags and surveying price tags. You know immediately you should just get out of the shop and head for the car. And guess what we were there for?
No we were not there because we want to waste money. Papa-pants broke a piece from the chandelier and he had to get it replaced, so he went back to that shop. The best thing was, he forgot to bring his wallet. The lady must have thought that papa-pants was a cheapo guy.
He is a cheapo guy.
The lady boss seemed amused that he cleaned his own chandeliers twice a year, and that he forgot to bring his wallet. He was damn smart, as usual. We drove all the way there, and he forgot to being his wallet. Genius.
He got the replacement pieces for free. I spent my time dreamily gaping at all the shiny lights above my head, pretending I was in heaven, I almost started twirling around, and then I realised that I had not done anything for exams, and all heavenly aura disappeared. Suddenly, it was just me, and a room full of overly-luxurious lights.
I am starting to sound like a story-teller.
I love light shops.
They make me happy, when skies are grey.
I just finished writing my history PEELS. I haven't read through them yet. And to think I was supposed to finish memorising them ALL BY TODAY. ZENIA QUEK WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
Well, for a start after i came home and slacked for 4 hours, i went back all the way orchard road with papa-pants, turned in to river valley road and went to a light shop called Le Mercier. When i mean light shop, I literally mean light shop. Yes lights, the thing you need to see. The shop was damn scary can.
The moment you step in, you are surrounded by almost vulgar opulence. Chandeliers twinkling everywhere, in all sorts of colours, transparent to black. Expensive furniture clutters up the floor. A table easily costs 60 grand. Taitais walking around with equally expensive handbags and surveying price tags. You know immediately you should just get out of the shop and head for the car. And guess what we were there for?
No we were not there because we want to waste money. Papa-pants broke a piece from the chandelier and he had to get it replaced, so he went back to that shop. The best thing was, he forgot to bring his wallet. The lady must have thought that papa-pants was a cheapo guy.
He is a cheapo guy.
The lady boss seemed amused that he cleaned his own chandeliers twice a year, and that he forgot to bring his wallet. He was damn smart, as usual. We drove all the way there, and he forgot to being his wallet. Genius.
He got the replacement pieces for free. I spent my time dreamily gaping at all the shiny lights above my head, pretending I was in heaven, I almost started twirling around, and then I realised that I had not done anything for exams, and all heavenly aura disappeared. Suddenly, it was just me, and a room full of overly-luxurious lights.
I am starting to sound like a story-teller.
I love light shops.
They make me happy, when skies are grey.
Thursday, 26 February 2009
Biozone workbook
I suddenly love my biozone workbook. It has a nice frog with red eyes on the cover. And it makes me feel so pro haha.
'SENIOR BIOLOGY' LEH.
And since it has a lot of pictures and diagrams, it naturally appeals to passage-hating me. And its nice and green. And its 100x times better than the stupid textbook which we bought in sec 1. A total waste of money. The stupid textbook has a orang utan on the cover. At least i think it was an orang utan. It might be a chimpanzee. Well, who cares. Whatever it is, it certainly isn't as nice as the colourful green frog.
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On a random side note, I think sg's education system is slightly overrated.
Foreign scholars fly all the way from their warm and toasty homes only to find a concrete jungle in the middle of a prime residential area filled with file-toting, blue tuckered muggers, 3/4 of which wear spectacles, and have unconventional blogging habbits. You walk on the road and find ang-mohs taking a lazy stroll with their dogs, smiling randomly at traffic light junctions. Not at you, at their dog. Can you believe it? They have time. TIME. for everything. The irony.
Ahem.
This file-toting muggers love to compare each others GPAs, CIP hours and goodness knows what. There is no one and nothing you can really trust. You suddenly find that you are up against a malfunctioning air-conditioner in the heat of the day, overly environmentally-counscious physics classes, and teachers with bare heads so buffed and shiny you can actually see your face in it.
Everyone loves Wednesday, they love their precious Fried Food Day. You see long lines of snakes queuing for the 'oh-so-scrumptious' hashbrowns and nuggets. And strangely, instead of gobbling it up on-site, they furtively stuff it into their pockets, albeit professionally, expertly.
They reach for their socks at the sight of ugly green striped ties, and then stealthily head up the stairs, to the classroom, to their seats. They borrow a finished FA, whip out a pen and start copying. And out comes the hashbrown. A quick look to the right and left. No green ties? Green light.
Oily plastic bags left in the bin. Teacher comes in with a wrinkled nose. Everyone looks as innocent as can be. 33 angels, all staring into space. Someone turns an eye to the dustbin.
Full of discriminating evidence. You smile sweetly at the teacher.
Really 'sweetly'.
Guilty sweetness, on your tongue.
Welcome to school life.
Cheers.
'SENIOR BIOLOGY' LEH.
And since it has a lot of pictures and diagrams, it naturally appeals to passage-hating me. And its nice and green. And its 100x times better than the stupid textbook which we bought in sec 1. A total waste of money. The stupid textbook has a orang utan on the cover. At least i think it was an orang utan. It might be a chimpanzee. Well, who cares. Whatever it is, it certainly isn't as nice as the colourful green frog.
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On a random side note, I think sg's education system is slightly overrated.
Foreign scholars fly all the way from their warm and toasty homes only to find a concrete jungle in the middle of a prime residential area filled with file-toting, blue tuckered muggers, 3/4 of which wear spectacles, and have unconventional blogging habbits. You walk on the road and find ang-mohs taking a lazy stroll with their dogs, smiling randomly at traffic light junctions. Not at you, at their dog. Can you believe it? They have time. TIME. for everything. The irony.
Ahem.
This file-toting muggers love to compare each others GPAs, CIP hours and goodness knows what. There is no one and nothing you can really trust. You suddenly find that you are up against a malfunctioning air-conditioner in the heat of the day, overly environmentally-counscious physics classes, and teachers with bare heads so buffed and shiny you can actually see your face in it.
Everyone loves Wednesday, they love their precious Fried Food Day. You see long lines of snakes queuing for the 'oh-so-scrumptious' hashbrowns and nuggets. And strangely, instead of gobbling it up on-site, they furtively stuff it into their pockets, albeit professionally, expertly.
They reach for their socks at the sight of ugly green striped ties, and then stealthily head up the stairs, to the classroom, to their seats. They borrow a finished FA, whip out a pen and start copying. And out comes the hashbrown. A quick look to the right and left. No green ties? Green light.
Oily plastic bags left in the bin. Teacher comes in with a wrinkled nose. Everyone looks as innocent as can be. 33 angels, all staring into space. Someone turns an eye to the dustbin.
Full of discriminating evidence. You smile sweetly at the teacher.
Really 'sweetly'.
Guilty sweetness, on your tongue.
Welcome to school life.
Cheers.
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
English exam
English exam was blah. And then chem fa was blahblah.
Anyway, I whittled the whole afternoon away, being in school, and coming back home. I NEED MORE TIME. Someone give me time...
Right now I am trying unsuccessfully to read that not so nice thick stack of history notes on the Scientific Revolution. It is not making much sense to me. I hate staring at a passage full of words with no interesting pictures.
I want an iphone. Oh gosh. Why am i so materialistic. It has nice apps. And it costs 700 bucks +++
I think i should just stick with my dreams of not being forced to get a $0 phone.
It seems more realistic.
Anyway, I whittled the whole afternoon away, being in school, and coming back home. I NEED MORE TIME. Someone give me time...
Right now I am trying unsuccessfully to read that not so nice thick stack of history notes on the Scientific Revolution. It is not making much sense to me. I hate staring at a passage full of words with no interesting pictures.
I want an iphone. Oh gosh. Why am i so materialistic. It has nice apps. And it costs 700 bucks +++
I think i should just stick with my dreams of not being forced to get a $0 phone.
It seems more realistic.
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
Bio haha
Funny moment of the day.
Waiting outside Bio Lab.
Me (einsteinly): Bio, Bi-O, BO, Bio blahblahblahblahblahbloahblah.
Shermaine (stupidly): BioBioBioBioBioBio blahwowblahblahbmitochondrialabblabblaplasmamembranelookslikecheeseblahblahblahblabh
blahendoplasmicreticulumblahilovedbskblahblahblahblahwowwormyblahblahb.
JESSLYN (smiles cattily): HEY HEY!
OMG OMG SUPER FUNNY LAH. While you are reading this you will not get what is so funny. You should have heard jesslyn in the flesh. Shermaine-pok and I were bored so we came up with variations of how to pronounce Bio. And the suddenly Jesslyn comes in with her crazy hair and says: Heyhey! in that typical jesslyn way. And its high and unnatural sounding. Omg it was so random and funny.
I suddenly laughed on the bus home.
All because of that.
And now all the no.14 bus riders will think that im crazy and I ate too much cheese.
Oh theres self prac tmr ):
That just made my day. rahh.
Waiting outside Bio Lab.
Me (einsteinly): Bio, Bi-O, BO, Bio blahblahblahblahblahbloahblah.
Shermaine (stupidly): BioBioBioBioBioBio blahwowblahblahbmitochondrialabblabblaplasmamembranelookslikecheeseblahblahblahblabh
blahendoplasmicreticulumblahilovedbskblahblahblahblahwowwormyblahblahb.
JESSLYN (smiles cattily): HEY HEY!
OMG OMG SUPER FUNNY LAH. While you are reading this you will not get what is so funny. You should have heard jesslyn in the flesh. Shermaine-pok and I were bored so we came up with variations of how to pronounce Bio. And the suddenly Jesslyn comes in with her crazy hair and says: Heyhey! in that typical jesslyn way. And its high and unnatural sounding. Omg it was so random and funny.
I suddenly laughed on the bus home.
All because of that.
And now all the no.14 bus riders will think that im crazy and I ate too much cheese.
Oh theres self prac tmr ):
That just made my day. rahh.
Monday, 23 February 2009
No self control
I have no self control.
And I have one thing to say, the facebook version of tower bloxx sucks. Or at least it sucks for me. Im much better at the handphone version and the pc version lorh. And i got the deluxe version for both. So resourceful right. I got them both for free. Through a certain means. Oh and that reminds me that I have to send the mobile version to ting en.
And my mobile version of tower bloxx is better than your stupid city bloxx, which has horrible graphics. My bro helped me reach saturn yesterday. So happy. Then i stupidly exited the freaking game. !@#$%. And so the stupid high score was not saved. ZeniaQuekCaiYi what on earth were you doing...
Yay so when I am more free I'm going to post up screenshots of tower bloxx deluxe (pc version) which is obviously the best out of all the versions of tower bloxx. And it has mega blue towers! yay. Too bad yours don't have. hah. Once you play the pc version you will never settle for the facebook version again. EVER. Unless you like comparing your lousy scores with your friends lah.
I just realised I was supposed to be building pie charts instead of building towers.
MATH.
Ahh heck.
And I have one thing to say, the facebook version of tower bloxx sucks. Or at least it sucks for me. Im much better at the handphone version and the pc version lorh. And i got the deluxe version for both. So resourceful right. I got them both for free. Through a certain means. Oh and that reminds me that I have to send the mobile version to ting en.
And my mobile version of tower bloxx is better than your stupid city bloxx, which has horrible graphics. My bro helped me reach saturn yesterday. So happy. Then i stupidly exited the freaking game. !@#$%. And so the stupid high score was not saved. ZeniaQuekCaiYi what on earth were you doing...
Yay so when I am more free I'm going to post up screenshots of tower bloxx deluxe (pc version) which is obviously the best out of all the versions of tower bloxx. And it has mega blue towers! yay. Too bad yours don't have. hah. Once you play the pc version you will never settle for the facebook version again. EVER. Unless you like comparing your lousy scores with your friends lah.
I just realised I was supposed to be building pie charts instead of building towers.
MATH.
Ahh heck.
Sunday, 22 February 2009
Ahh math pt is really screwed.
Stupid ways to save money:
1) Try to save water bills by diluting water.
2) Try to squeeze your eraser dust together to form a new eraser.
3) i dunno. THINK.
Smart ways to save your money:
1) Invest in a digital piano. Yes i know that is not saving.
2) Lock your money up and lose the key.
3) Tell yourself that you are very poor every 5 secs.
None of those work.
Why am i typing this?
Once again, math pt is really screwed.
I need a screwdriver to unscrew it.
Sad face.
Stupid ways to save money:
1) Try to save water bills by diluting water.
2) Try to squeeze your eraser dust together to form a new eraser.
3) i dunno. THINK.
Smart ways to save your money:
1) Invest in a digital piano. Yes i know that is not saving.
2) Lock your money up and lose the key.
3) Tell yourself that you are very poor every 5 secs.
None of those work.
Why am i typing this?
Once again, math pt is really screwed.
I need a screwdriver to unscrew it.
Sad face.
Saturday, 21 February 2009
Math pt sucks
MATH PT SUCKS.
I 200% hate math now. Why do I need to support a supposedly non-existent debate on the issue of older workers in the workforce? WHY? I have so much more important things to do, like CmPS proposal, which suckily, also sucks.
Well, here it is.
Dear stupid reindeer,
here is the 'detailed' and extremely 'useful' analysis of older workers' profiles and recommendations to your cabinet. Yes, and i mean your cabinet. Because obviously you are not related at all to the real cabinet, since you are just a bogus director. Although I don't really understand what is the relationship between older workers and a cupboard. Well well well, who cares.
Anyway, according to a detailed analysis of grandmothers' profile pictures, it is apparent that older workers' profiles don't look very good, because they have white hair and wrinkly skin. You can retrieve the statistical evidence from your own grandmother. And that should be easily done because I assume you have a photo of your dear old granny on your cabinet.
I recommend that you recommend to your cabinet to stop controlling your mind and asking your poor dying workers to do ridiculous things for you. Comparing grandmothers of Singapore with grandmothers of Japan, Japanese grandmothers look far better than you, according to a comparison between your profile picture and a Japanese grandmother named 'Ihatereindeer'.
Therefore i beseech you, dear director, to go and find the rest of the info yourself, because as you can see, it is unfortunately practically impossible to find anything that is relevant to what you want me to find because I am not in a good mood, since Christmas won't come for another 10 months, and I won't get to see any reindeer.
i was just typing randomly without thinking. Don't bother.
Yes and i know its not funny. Its not supposed to be funny.
I 200% hate math now. Why do I need to support a supposedly non-existent debate on the issue of older workers in the workforce? WHY? I have so much more important things to do, like CmPS proposal, which suckily, also sucks.
Well, here it is.
Dear stupid reindeer,
here is the 'detailed' and extremely 'useful' analysis of older workers' profiles and recommendations to your cabinet. Yes, and i mean your cabinet. Because obviously you are not related at all to the real cabinet, since you are just a bogus director. Although I don't really understand what is the relationship between older workers and a cupboard. Well well well, who cares.
Anyway, according to a detailed analysis of grandmothers' profile pictures, it is apparent that older workers' profiles don't look very good, because they have white hair and wrinkly skin. You can retrieve the statistical evidence from your own grandmother. And that should be easily done because I assume you have a photo of your dear old granny on your cabinet.
I recommend that you recommend to your cabinet to stop controlling your mind and asking your poor dying workers to do ridiculous things for you. Comparing grandmothers of Singapore with grandmothers of Japan, Japanese grandmothers look far better than you, according to a comparison between your profile picture and a Japanese grandmother named 'Ihatereindeer'.
Therefore i beseech you, dear director, to go and find the rest of the info yourself, because as you can see, it is unfortunately practically impossible to find anything that is relevant to what you want me to find because I am not in a good mood, since Christmas won't come for another 10 months, and I won't get to see any reindeer.
i was just typing randomly without thinking. Don't bother.
Yes and i know its not funny. Its not supposed to be funny.
Thursday, 19 February 2009
phones
Yay. The stupid exams are over. And I just came back from far east. Went to lunch at pasta mania then went to walk around the shops. Saw lots of nice things but I had only 2 bucks in my wallet. So sad right. And I just realised that long john silvers has MOVED OUT. And so have many other shops. Is it me or are there 2 77 streets in far east?
I want to get a new phone. I want to get chanel's phone. Or wenqi's phone. MUAHAHAHAHA. Eee no fair lorh. Everyone already has all the nice phones already. Omg i think I am going crazy. Oh wait, I am already crazy. And I just remembered that I am supposed to send ting en the tower bloxx deluxe mobile game. But i dunno her email. Stupid yahoo groups won't let me see the full email. ARGH.
I feel like eating sushi. As always.
Unfortunately I have nothing else to blog about.
I want to get a new phone. I want to get chanel's phone. Or wenqi's phone. MUAHAHAHAHA. Eee no fair lorh. Everyone already has all the nice phones already. Omg i think I am going crazy. Oh wait, I am already crazy. And I just remembered that I am supposed to send ting en the tower bloxx deluxe mobile game. But i dunno her email. Stupid yahoo groups won't let me see the full email. ARGH.
I feel like eating sushi. As always.
Unfortunately I have nothing else to blog about.
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
Math sucks
Tomorrow is Math-and-chinese-are-jointly-going-to-kill-me Day.
I am not supposed to be typing this. I am supposed to be doing complicated math sums and memorising stupid Chinese phrases. I seriously feel like killing the person who invented macro-concepts, and the person who wants us to apply it in math. Using explanation for math is like using greek to do your chinese comprehension paper. Its practically useless. No one cares about macro-concepts. I care more about microwaves than macroconcepts.
Microwaves are interesting and useful objects. They allow me to eat all sorts of unhealthy food in a matter of seconds.
Maceo-concepts are uninteresting and stupid things. They are so stupid I can't even bother to correct the typo i made.
I love microwaves.
I hate macro-concepts.
Who does?
I am not supposed to be typing this. I am supposed to be doing complicated math sums and memorising stupid Chinese phrases. I seriously feel like killing the person who invented macro-concepts, and the person who wants us to apply it in math. Using explanation for math is like using greek to do your chinese comprehension paper. Its practically useless. No one cares about macro-concepts. I care more about microwaves than macroconcepts.
Microwaves are interesting and useful objects. They allow me to eat all sorts of unhealthy food in a matter of seconds.
Maceo-concepts are uninteresting and stupid things. They are so stupid I can't even bother to correct the typo i made.
I love microwaves.
I hate macro-concepts.
Who does?
Monday, 16 February 2009
b------
It seems that my idea of _____ is very different.
I think someone is still ok in the end.
haha.
Disclaimer: Not meant to be understood.
I think someone is still ok in the end.
haha.
Disclaimer: Not meant to be understood.
Sunday, 15 February 2009
hot weather
Omg i am so sad.
The weather is no more cool and shuang. Its now hot and humid. And Im feeling freaking sticky, sweaty, and irritated.
1 tiny bit of joy. Someone finally updated. woo~
And its not you. I shall not say who.
Maths sucks. As usual.
It seems that someone is not as _______ as I thought.
Without that flawless facade of ____.
Guess who. Guess what.
The blanks. So obvious.
In pursuit of ______.
The weather is no more cool and shuang. Its now hot and humid. And Im feeling freaking sticky, sweaty, and irritated.
1 tiny bit of joy. Someone finally updated. woo~
And its not you. I shall not say who.
Maths sucks. As usual.
It seems that someone is not as _______ as I thought.
Without that flawless facade of ____.
Guess who. Guess what.
The blanks. So obvious.
In pursuit of ______.
taking a break from math
Took a break from math and found these pictures.
Omg so pretty right. haha. I like 1,2, 3 ,4,5 and 6 the best. Oh wait, that is all of them. heh. Found it on some korean website. SUPER NICE. ahhh. I love this sort of graphics. Hmm. This is the first time I actually found graphics with people in it that i like. I usually don't like graphics that have people in it. The people here are so dollish-ly pretty and so unreal. They look like child ghosts. And that's why I super like it. They remind me of asian vampires. Asian vampires look better than ang-moh vampires. Im feeling racist now. heh.
Pretty~~~
Omg so pretty right. haha. I like 1,2, 3 ,4,5 and 6 the best. Oh wait, that is all of them. heh. Found it on some korean website. SUPER NICE. ahhh. I love this sort of graphics. Hmm. This is the first time I actually found graphics with people in it that i like. I usually don't like graphics that have people in it. The people here are so dollish-ly pretty and so unreal. They look like child ghosts. And that's why I super like it. They remind me of asian vampires. Asian vampires look better than ang-moh vampires. Im feeling racist now. heh.
Pretty~~~
zenia is a bug
Someone feels like an irritating bug.
She can't do her maths. She bugs 2 other people.
She still doesn't get maths. She will never understand wth maths is about.
She will never appreciate maths.
Maths is a subject for ____.
Maths will never make the world go round.
Maths won't get you to heaven.
Maths is not a subject for people who do not like math.
Maths is crazy. Just like someone.
She can't do her maths. She bugs 2 other people.
She still doesn't get maths. She will never understand wth maths is about.
She will never appreciate maths.
Maths is a subject for ____.
Maths will never make the world go round.
Maths won't get you to heaven.
Maths is not a subject for people who do not like math.
Maths is crazy. Just like someone.
Saturday, 14 February 2009
Hey to all you big and not so big humbugs. I am in an okay mood today.
So I shall blog Okay-ly.
First thing in the morning, I got dragged out of bed, my parents wanted to go to Marina Barrage. Its Marina Barrage, with a B. NOT a Garage. Thank you. People's hearing these days...
Anyway I agreed to go on the condition that I got to eat a nice unhealthy breakfast. We planned to go to macs but then went to Carls Jr at the ECP. I have waited 2 years to eat at Carls Jr. I was freaking happy.
I ordered a breakfast burger, which frankly speaking, was not as nice as i imagined it to be. I just ate a whole bunch of calories for something which was okay. Thats why I'm in an okay mood. And it was super ex can. Macs breakfast is so much more worth it. Long live mcdonalds.
And so after I ate a billion calories, we finally arrived at Marina BARRAGE. First impression: It looks like a concrete jungle. Then we had a guided tour blahblah. Gallery. Corridor. Toilet. Pumps. Dam. Toilet. The works. Nothing that interesting. I quite like the sinks in the toilet.
The roof-top was nice though. Panaromic views and Keep off the grass signs. Yes, there is grass on the roof-top. And apparently its 'maturing turf'. So you better keep your itchy and smelly feet off the grass lest you kill it and incur the wrath of the grass ghosts.
Picked up crazy bro, and then ate prawn mee at jalan something. Yes, all good food are situated at Jalan-something. Like mee-pok. I just dranked barley. DETOXDETOXDETOX.
Music lesson was funny. I think my music teacher is going to scream at the class next week. haha. After which, I had a good time banging on all the keys of the digital piano. I swear I am going to buy a digital piano in this lifetime.
cheers,
humbug
So I shall blog Okay-ly.
First thing in the morning, I got dragged out of bed, my parents wanted to go to Marina Barrage. Its Marina Barrage, with a B. NOT a Garage. Thank you. People's hearing these days...
Anyway I agreed to go on the condition that I got to eat a nice unhealthy breakfast. We planned to go to macs but then went to Carls Jr at the ECP. I have waited 2 years to eat at Carls Jr. I was freaking happy.
I ordered a breakfast burger, which frankly speaking, was not as nice as i imagined it to be. I just ate a whole bunch of calories for something which was okay. Thats why I'm in an okay mood. And it was super ex can. Macs breakfast is so much more worth it. Long live mcdonalds.
And so after I ate a billion calories, we finally arrived at Marina BARRAGE. First impression: It looks like a concrete jungle. Then we had a guided tour blahblah. Gallery. Corridor. Toilet. Pumps. Dam. Toilet. The works. Nothing that interesting. I quite like the sinks in the toilet.
The roof-top was nice though. Panaromic views and Keep off the grass signs. Yes, there is grass on the roof-top. And apparently its 'maturing turf'. So you better keep your itchy and smelly feet off the grass lest you kill it and incur the wrath of the grass ghosts.
Picked up crazy bro, and then ate prawn mee at jalan something. Yes, all good food are situated at Jalan-something. Like mee-pok. I just dranked barley. DETOXDETOXDETOX.
Music lesson was funny. I think my music teacher is going to scream at the class next week. haha. After which, I had a good time banging on all the keys of the digital piano. I swear I am going to buy a digital piano in this lifetime.
cheers,
humbug
Friday, 13 February 2009
interesting
Interesting random thoughts I collected over this week.
1) Shiqi is serious and funny.
Shiqi is seriously funny.
2) The world is depressed.
Everyone is depressed.
The keys of the piano in the school foyer are depressed.
3) This is the day the Lord has made.
Rejoice and be glad in it.
oh, the irony.
4) Mini M&Ms taste better than the original ones.
5) Yamaha digital pianos sound better than casio ones.
6) I should be doing my math homework instead of eating M&Ms and blaring my personal thoughts on my blog.
1) Shiqi is serious and funny.
Shiqi is seriously funny.
2) The world is depressed.
Everyone is depressed.
The keys of the piano in the school foyer are depressed.
3) This is the day the Lord has made.
Rejoice and be glad in it.
oh, the irony.
4) Mini M&Ms taste better than the original ones.
5) Yamaha digital pianos sound better than casio ones.
6) I should be doing my math homework instead of eating M&Ms and blaring my personal thoughts on my blog.
Thursday, 12 February 2009
math is killing me
Math is killing me. I have a ton of worksheets to do and i just wasted my whole afternoon on the laptop AGAIN.
Argh. And something fishy is going on...
Something really really fishy.
Argh. And something fishy is going on...
Something really really fishy.
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
History
2 important things to note in History Essays:
1) PEEL - Point, Explain, Example, Link.
2) ATBQ- Answer the bloody question.
As dictated from Miss Lim a 'nong nong time ago'
The second basically is a simpler and more understandable version of the the nerdy first version.
I am going to remember the 2nd one for life.
1) PEEL - Point, Explain, Example, Link.
2) ATBQ- Answer the bloody question.
As dictated from Miss Lim a 'nong nong time ago'
The second basically is a simpler and more understandable version of the the nerdy first version.
I am going to remember the 2nd one for life.
Normal post
Normal post today.
Today was Shermaine's birthday. And she dropped her siew mai on the floor. And guess what? I stepped on it. Soooo interesting right. I shall talk about siew mai.
I like siew mai. The ones in school are like oversized meatballs with yellow skin and a pink dot of dye. But they are strangely addictive. I could eat 5 now. I feel like eating and eating and EATING. And then i attended some strange Darwin talk on evolution that was extremely interesting. I regret wasting 45 mins of my life attending it.
Then we had a food party to welcome the sec ones to our dear cca. I am officially sick of pringles, ruffles, lays, and love letters. I feel so unhealthy. I feel like a rubbish dump. I just dropped my pen on the floor and now its not going to work. Shermaine lost 3 test-tubes to The Phantom of the Lab.
Cholorine and ammonia causes brain damage and makes you behave like a chimpanzee. Haha now the sink in the chem lab smells like a cross between a swimming pool and hair dye. Is that creative or what? Or what. I like answering my own questions. It stimulates brain cells.
Oh yay i have FINALLY come to the intresting part.After the food party, I told pong-face the whole plot of FTLY!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA. And it seems that she will watch it during the holidays. Omg i feel so happy I feel like watching the drama all over again.
Im watching the new honky drama on channel 8 after this.
It seems that my attempt at a normal post has failed terribly.
Cheers.
Today was Shermaine's birthday. And she dropped her siew mai on the floor. And guess what? I stepped on it. Soooo interesting right. I shall talk about siew mai.
I like siew mai. The ones in school are like oversized meatballs with yellow skin and a pink dot of dye. But they are strangely addictive. I could eat 5 now. I feel like eating and eating and EATING. And then i attended some strange Darwin talk on evolution that was extremely interesting. I regret wasting 45 mins of my life attending it.
Then we had a food party to welcome the sec ones to our dear cca. I am officially sick of pringles, ruffles, lays, and love letters. I feel so unhealthy. I feel like a rubbish dump. I just dropped my pen on the floor and now its not going to work. Shermaine lost 3 test-tubes to The Phantom of the Lab.
Cholorine and ammonia causes brain damage and makes you behave like a chimpanzee. Haha now the sink in the chem lab smells like a cross between a swimming pool and hair dye. Is that creative or what? Or what. I like answering my own questions. It stimulates brain cells.
Oh yay i have FINALLY come to the intresting part.After the food party, I told pong-face the whole plot of FTLY!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA. And it seems that she will watch it during the holidays. Omg i feel so happy I feel like watching the drama all over again.
Im watching the new honky drama on channel 8 after this.
It seems that my attempt at a normal post has failed terribly.
Cheers.
Sunday, 8 February 2009
meepok
Yay I just came back from lunch. Guess what. I ate mee pok again. MUAHAHAHA. But no, I am not going to paint walls or kill spiders in place of doing my homework. (If you don't understand wth is going on here, then too bad). Thank you.
I love Jalan Tua Kong meepok. Haha i just realised that meepok is such a cute word. Anyone ate there before? Must go and try if not I will personally drag you there. Ohohoh and i like cuttlefish kang-kong also. And i like kaya toast. And I like teh susu. And hainanese chicken rice. I am such a true blue Singaporean. 3 cheers for me.
I sound like a deranged food maniac.
I AM a deranged food maniac.
MUAHAHAHAHA. I feel like mojo-jojo today, everyday.
On a random side note, I am trying to do my Bio homework now. Who cares about mass of chinese leek in different salt solutions? Thats like caring about what will happen to your tissue paper after you use it and heartlessly throw it into the bin without a second thought. Obviously it will end up in the incinerator.
Sometimes I wonder what small inanimate objects feel like when they are chucked aside by inhumane humans. (haha this is so ironic.)
Well, obviously they don't feel anything, you DODO.
I already said they were inanimate, REMEMBER?
Again, of course you don't.
Since i already said you were a DODO.
And DODOs are supposed to be extinct.
So, in actual fact, while you are reading this, you don't actually exist.
You were just dreaming non-existently about reading this.
You are just a speck of uh, nothing.
NOTHING.
Thats reality for you.
Once again, cheers.
I love Jalan Tua Kong meepok. Haha i just realised that meepok is such a cute word. Anyone ate there before? Must go and try if not I will personally drag you there. Ohohoh and i like cuttlefish kang-kong also. And i like kaya toast. And I like teh susu. And hainanese chicken rice. I am such a true blue Singaporean. 3 cheers for me.
I sound like a deranged food maniac.
I AM a deranged food maniac.
MUAHAHAHAHA. I feel like mojo-jojo today, everyday.
On a random side note, I am trying to do my Bio homework now. Who cares about mass of chinese leek in different salt solutions? Thats like caring about what will happen to your tissue paper after you use it and heartlessly throw it into the bin without a second thought. Obviously it will end up in the incinerator.
Sometimes I wonder what small inanimate objects feel like when they are chucked aside by inhumane humans. (haha this is so ironic.)
Well, obviously they don't feel anything, you DODO.
I already said they were inanimate, REMEMBER?
Again, of course you don't.
Since i already said you were a DODO.
And DODOs are supposed to be extinct.
So, in actual fact, while you are reading this, you don't actually exist.
You were just dreaming non-existently about reading this.
You are just a speck of uh, nothing.
NOTHING.
Thats reality for you.
Once again, cheers.
Saturday, 7 February 2009
ftly freak
Just came back from dinner. Feeling sleepy and tired and lazy. I have a freaking pile of homework sitting in front of me. Like History FA. Why on earth did the Scientific Revolution have to exist. Why???
Goodness I sound like I am high on drugs or something. Music lesson today was ok. But I think I am still going to fail hearing. ahhh. And there was this super nice shiny ebony black clavinova piano I saw that is _____________. I want to play my ftly song so badly ):
Right now I can only like play half of the song because the electone does not have enough keys for the second half. NO ONE KNOWS HOW SAD I AM.
Can anyone feel my heart-wrenching sorrow?
No.
Goodness I sound like I am high on drugs or something. Music lesson today was ok. But I think I am still going to fail hearing. ahhh. And there was this super nice shiny ebony black clavinova piano I saw that is _____________. I want to play my ftly song so badly ):
Right now I can only like play half of the song because the electone does not have enough keys for the second half. NO ONE KNOWS HOW SAD I AM.
Can anyone feel my heart-wrenching sorrow?
No.
lololol
Omg yesterday was DAMN FUN CAN. haha. We played wo de kuai le on the piano in the foyer until we forgot about the time. Then hong laoshi was like pissed that we were late.
Then ringers prac was super funnaye. Thanks to liying aka boing-boing. I think everyone was so high until miss goh injured herself in the middle of prac. So sad pong-face was not there haha.
After prac banana and i wanted to play the piano again but got people playing apologise. Nice lorh. But not as nice as FTLY OST. NEVER. We should start a 'I love ftly' fanclub in school. Yay.
Went home and watched 2 hours of xin hua duo duo kai. The show going to end already. At least now not so draggy anymore. I wanted to watch the dream-catchers but got to go and do maths homework. ): SO SAD. That means I missed the first 3 episodes already!
Oh yay I just realised I made a normal post today, that is perfectly understandable. Goodness. I am slowly morphing into a normal person. AHHHHH...
I am going to beg mama-pants to buy me a second hand cheapo piano. So that I can play my beloved wo de kuai le properly. heh.
Update: Obviously she gave me a crap answer like I will lose interest. ):
I knew it.
Then ringers prac was super funnaye. Thanks to liying aka boing-boing. I think everyone was so high until miss goh injured herself in the middle of prac. So sad pong-face was not there haha.
After prac banana and i wanted to play the piano again but got people playing apologise. Nice lorh. But not as nice as FTLY OST. NEVER. We should start a 'I love ftly' fanclub in school. Yay.
Went home and watched 2 hours of xin hua duo duo kai. The show going to end already. At least now not so draggy anymore. I wanted to watch the dream-catchers but got to go and do maths homework. ): SO SAD. That means I missed the first 3 episodes already!
Oh yay I just realised I made a normal post today, that is perfectly understandable. Goodness. I am slowly morphing into a normal person. AHHHHH...
I am going to beg mama-pants to buy me a second hand cheapo piano. So that I can play my beloved wo de kuai le properly. heh.
Update: Obviously she gave me a crap answer like I will lose interest. ):
I knew it.
Thursday, 5 February 2009
hello world
HELLO WORLD.
omg i soo sound like pong-face.
The over optimistic person who thinks the world will never be black and white. She lives in the cartoon world of technicolour, where you fall down a cliff, get bashed by a hammer, get electrocuted, and still live to see the next colour and happiness filled day.
I wonder if anyone got the snickers mars bars pun yesterday. Lame. I know. Stupid. I know. Don't need to tell me. I am still wondering. pondering...
Mega-watt smiles.
A million camera flashes.
Nothing but dizzying green.
Note: I am not overly optimistic. I am overly myopic though. No relation again. I know.
omg i soo sound like pong-face.
The over optimistic person who thinks the world will never be black and white. She lives in the cartoon world of technicolour, where you fall down a cliff, get bashed by a hammer, get electrocuted, and still live to see the next colour and happiness filled day.
I wonder if anyone got the snickers mars bars pun yesterday. Lame. I know. Stupid. I know. Don't need to tell me. I am still wondering. pondering...
Mega-watt smiles.
A million camera flashes.
Nothing but dizzying green.
Note: I am not overly optimistic. I am overly myopic though. No relation again. I know.
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
ftly ost
Omgomgomgomg I really love the FTLY OST. i want to learn how to play all the songs ): I wish my electone would grow more keys. Haha today after ringers prac went to play the piano in the foyer. (Yes the old yamaha grand piano with the grimy and hard keys.) And i realised it is freaking hard to play the piano because:
1) My fingers are the equivalent of the length of a uh something short...
2) My fingers unfortunately do not have biceps. Yours don't either so stop snickering. Mars bars are nicer.
3) I can't figure out where the octave I'm supposed to start from is.
4) The keys are like a 1000 times harder than that of the the electone.
Ya but the good things are:
1) The acoustic piano sounds so much better than the wonky digital piano sound on the electone which sounds like mice are trapped inside the piano.
2) The pedal on the right (dunno what its called). The one that sustains the sound of what you play. Goodness the effect is damn nice.
3) I dunno... the piano is just soooooooo nice. ahhh...
I'm making a pact with myself that the first expensive thing I will buy for myself is a piano. Like a cheap one. haha. And I will buy a million piano books.
Staring into space with a banana in one hand and a pen in another.
1) My fingers are the equivalent of the length of a uh something short...
2) My fingers unfortunately do not have biceps. Yours don't either so stop snickering. Mars bars are nicer.
3) I can't figure out where the octave I'm supposed to start from is.
4) The keys are like a 1000 times harder than that of the the electone.
Ya but the good things are:
1) The acoustic piano sounds so much better than the wonky digital piano sound on the electone which sounds like mice are trapped inside the piano.
2) The pedal on the right (dunno what its called). The one that sustains the sound of what you play. Goodness the effect is damn nice.
3) I dunno... the piano is just soooooooo nice. ahhh...
I'm making a pact with myself that the first expensive thing I will buy for myself is a piano. Like a cheap one. haha. And I will buy a million piano books.
Staring into space with a banana in one hand and a pen in another.
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Monday, 2 February 2009
I missed the 100th post
Haha i just realised that I have already done my 100th post without realising it. Ahhh I missed the chance to feel happy over it. Trying to do my Biology homework without getting distracted, which is of course impossible. Nobody likes to find out what the chemical reaction is between egg shells and vinegar when they actually can go blogsurfing and look for tiny glass bottles on ebay.
Physics is 100x worse. I HATE waves. Why did I even take physics??? Its like the most irritating boogy buffalo subject in ________. Use your imagination again.
Oh yes and today I blew 5 bucks on stuff like food, a cheap plastic ruler, and 2 even cheaper blue gel pens. Blah says that I should help advertise for all the eraser-making companies because I love erasers so much I have 3 in my pencil case at any one time. heh.
5 never to be forgotten rules in eraser buying.
1) Always squeeze it to test its squishability, so the eraser can double up as a stress ball during exam periods.
2) Always make sure it is cheap. You can draw more smiley faces guiltlessly
3) Always make sure it is never a paperchase/china-made eraser. Paperchase steals money from people, and china-made erasers steal paper fibres from your worksheet.
4) Always make sure you blow all your tarnished and greenish 5-cent coins on it so that the uncle at the drinks stall won't throw you dirty looks anymore.
5) Always make sure that you get a discount.
Cheers.
Physics is 100x worse. I HATE waves. Why did I even take physics??? Its like the most irritating boogy buffalo subject in ________. Use your imagination again.
Oh yes and today I blew 5 bucks on stuff like food, a cheap plastic ruler, and 2 even cheaper blue gel pens. Blah says that I should help advertise for all the eraser-making companies because I love erasers so much I have 3 in my pencil case at any one time. heh.
5 never to be forgotten rules in eraser buying.
1) Always squeeze it to test its squishability, so the eraser can double up as a stress ball during exam periods.
2) Always make sure it is cheap. You can draw more smiley faces guiltlessly
3) Always make sure it is never a paperchase/china-made eraser. Paperchase steals money from people, and china-made erasers steal paper fibres from your worksheet.
4) Always make sure you blow all your tarnished and greenish 5-cent coins on it so that the uncle at the drinks stall won't throw you dirty looks anymore.
5) Always make sure that you get a discount.
Cheers.
Sunday, 1 February 2009
98 post
I suddenly feel very brilliant. I just thought of what to do with tiny glass bottle. I decided that I should put tiny glass bottle in an even bigger tiny glass bottle, which will be called mini glass bottle! Isn't that absolutely exciting? And then I will put mini glass bottle in an even bigger glass bottle, which will be called small glass bottle!
Oh my goodness this must be a sudden (and temporary) stroke of genius. I love being crazy over things that people shouldn't be crazy about. heh. You can ignore whatever you just read because it is not supposed to be understood by normal beings. MUAHAHAHA.
I am seriously contemplating changing my blog skin. Maybe I can just change the picture of the panda to tiny glass bottle. HAHA. Like I will ever do that. Trying to find a nice non-navigational blogskin but that is as hard as getting papa-pants to admit that his 'specialty' of a braised duck went through a horrible ordeal being cooked by an esteemed male chef who happens to stay in the same house as me. In other (and less) words, trying to find a blogskin is hard. Really hard. Just like the duck.
I think i will have something against ducks for quite awhile. Ducks rejoice. Sweet temporary salvation. Thank papa-pants.
Goodness.
Oh my goodness this must be a sudden (and temporary) stroke of genius. I love being crazy over things that people shouldn't be crazy about. heh. You can ignore whatever you just read because it is not supposed to be understood by normal beings. MUAHAHAHA.
I am seriously contemplating changing my blog skin. Maybe I can just change the picture of the panda to tiny glass bottle. HAHA. Like I will ever do that. Trying to find a nice non-navigational blogskin but that is as hard as getting papa-pants to admit that his 'specialty' of a braised duck went through a horrible ordeal being cooked by an esteemed male chef who happens to stay in the same house as me. In other (and less) words, trying to find a blogskin is hard. Really hard. Just like the duck.
I think i will have something against ducks for quite awhile. Ducks rejoice. Sweet temporary salvation. Thank papa-pants.
Goodness.
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